Donkey News

Neal defiant to the end as she focuses on priorities

Tuesday March 9, 2010
A DISAPPOINTED Belinda Neal says she has no intention of taking her foot off the pedal and will see out her political career serving constituents in her seat of Robertson.

... And another thing

Wednesday June 24, 2009
I HAVE an idea for an annual event to honour the members of the Canberra Clown Academy. The trophy, of course, would be the OzCar. Peter de Visser, Point Lonsdale

Hybrid Game No Case Of Flogging A Dead Donkey

Tuesday November 25, 2008
"WHAT do you get when you cross a thoroughbred with a donkey," Titans chairman Paul Broughton asked yesterday regarding the possibility of the Kangaroos and the Wallabies playing a hybrid match in October.

Donkey

Friday July 25, 2008
Donkey CSS (Sub Pop/Stomp) 2.5/5

Insults Are Skin Deep

Thursday July 10, 2008
I'VE been called a monkey often and at least as publicly as has Penrith footballer Petero Civoniceva. I've also been called a pig, a goose, an ape, a dog, a dingo, a donkey, a jackass, a drongo, a turkey and a vulture.

Jesus Romps Home On The Donkey Vote

Wednesday July 9, 2008
MORE Australians would tick the "no religion" box on the Australian census form - if only they could find it, according to the director of the Australian National Secular Association.

Political Scientist Wrote The Book On Elections - Donkey Voting Et Al

Friday July 4, 2008
JOAN CECILE RYDON ACADEMIC 27-7-1924 - 29-4-2008

Gallipoli's One Brief, Shining Moment

Monday May 19, 2008
This year marks 90 years since the armistice that ended World War I, but in May 1915 - after the Gallipoli battle in which John Simpson Kirkpatrick, the man with the donkey, died - another ceasefire brought a remarkable nine hours of peace, writes Max Prisk.

Simpson, The Man With The Donkey, Denied A Vc

Monday May 19, 2008
JOHN SIMPSON KIRKPATRICK, the man with the donkey, one of the most enduring of all Anzac legends, will be denied the ultimate recognition of courage and sacrifice - the Victoria Cross.

Simpson And His Donkey

Sunday April 27, 2008
Simpson And His Donkey

Answers From Page 22

Wednesday January 2, 2008
HEX HASSLE Dromedary, dolphin, dormouse, dugong, donkey, dingo, opossum.

Gallipoli Hero Simpson May Get His Vc Yet

Sunday December 23, 2007
GALLIPOLI war hero John Simpson, who rescued wounded diggers with his donkey, could be among the first recipients of an Australian-issued Victoria Cross (VC).

Simpson May Get His Vc Yet

Sunday December 23, 2007
GALLIPOLI war hero John Simpson (pictured), who rescued wounded diggers with his donkey, could be among the first recipients of an Australian-issued Victoria Cross.

Dark Skies Bring New Life To Scorched Land

Saturday December 22, 2007
LAST December Sue Rowell's 50-hectare property was devastated by fire. She and her husband lost their orchard and the pastures where their donkey, Bo, usually roamed were charred to stubble.

Transport Grinding To A Halt Under Israeli Siege

Saturday December 8, 2007
Forget petrol - the donkey carts are doing the hard yards, writes Ed O'Loughlin in Gaza.

Go Ape In Gorilla Warfare

Monday November 26, 2007
Donkey Kong promises a swingin' time for all, writes Eliot Fish. NDS $69.95 G 3/5

'you Take This Old Stuff, Bought For Peanuts, Put It On A Phone And Suddenly It's New And Sexy'

Saturday September 22, 2007
THANK YOU FOR buying a new-generation mobile phone. You'll find your phone is packed with features you do not need and did not ask for. Best of all, it has internet connectivity. Make one mistake as you are scrolling through your "options", trying to order pizza, and you'll be uploading animal porn from the Dominican Republic at a price of $20 a donkey.

If Howard Is An Old Dog, Rudd Gets A Donkey Vote

Saturday September 15, 2007
IT IS a question that was briefly popular at job interviews in the think-outside-the-square corporate environment of the 1980s: If you were an animal, which animal would you be?

Bush Has 655 Hangers-on. Is This Not A True Farce?

Monday August 27, 2007
When Joseph and Mary arrived in Bethlehem they did so on a donkey and they slept in the stable. This has symbolised humility and humble simplicity for the past 2000 years or so. There is a message in the story that has and still can serve us well.

It's Judgment Time For Your Fund

Sunday July 29, 2007
WITH super now so darn attractive, it's more important than ever that you are in the right fund. Unfortunately, determining what that is can feel a little like pin the tail on the donkey.

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